Have you read the ingredient list on that cupboard full of cleaning products? My friend Maggie finally did (after I played mother-hen and insisted she try another safer path to keeping her house clean),
I never dreamed a little dog named Agatha would change my life in so many ways.
Lately, it seems like it's been raining peppermint cleaner.
(Agatha says she needs an umbrella.)
In my wild enthusiasm to share Agatha's Peppermint Cleaner with the world, there have been a few missteps.
(Agatha says this is such a vast understatement.)
The honest to goodness product from a recipe refined in my farmhouse kitchen and finally after years of people begging for bottles (once you smell it and clean with it you'll know why) proudly wearing the Agatha's Apothecary label.
It's my favorite cleaner in the whole wide world.
(Have I mentioned that before?)
I'll try to restrain myself but it's truly totally amazing. Peppermint oil and other completely natural ingredients, mean I'm not afraid to use around two or four-footed little people and nor will you.
In my fervor to share it's wonderfulness with the world I neglected (ignored) some key issues that it might have been important to think about before rushing the first shipment out the door...
(Agatha is taking notes for future reference).
#1. It is not necessary to buy sample bottles by the case. (Since we now have several gigantic cases of second, third and fourth choice bottle rejects stored (hiding from husband) in the basement.
#2. Finding the perfect trigger sprayer was hard but it's not necessary to buy sample sprayers by the case. (See #1).
#3. It's a good idea to carefully proofread the labels before ordering in bulk. For example, special attention should be paid to the number of ounces in the bottle. (For those kind souls who received the 18-ounce bottle with the 4-ounce labels, please accept Agatha's sincerest apologies, this will be remedied shortly (or as soon as we use up a whole bunch more labels).
#4. When answering a nice customer's request asking for samples to hand out to friends and family, (hugs to Carolyne). Be sure to send huge package full of bottles to the CORRECT customer.
(Agatha sends apologetic wags to bewildered Gail C. in Texas who, instead of finding one bottle of cleaner in her shipment, opened her HUGE box to find 2 dozen additional bottles.
(Agatha is especially embarrassed about this snafu but Gail is really happy : )
#5. It might be a good idea to order takeout if we are going to keep meals on the table. Dinnertime may be occasionally (often) delayed as we sort out issues in the bottles, sprayers, labels, shipping & free samples departments.
(Agatha says this area in particular needs improvement sooner rather than later).
#6. It's probably not really important to obsess over how many bubbles show in the images for the ads on Amazon. OK, so I adore how it bubbles up when given a shake to activate the peppermint oil, but, counting the bubbles and sending the poor graphic artist multiple pictures of said bubbles (so she can see them REALLY CLOSE is way overthinking the process).
(Agatha say's it's kinda like watching paint dry).
#7. Check shipping rates carefully before fulfilling orders. Spending MORE on "Free Shipping" to send the package than you MAKE on the contents is probably not good for business. Especially as Agatha reminds me, the goal is to actually receive $$$ for all this drama and hard work.
(Agatha is especially worried that her allowance for dog biscuits might be adversely affected and asks everyone to:
"Woof Woof!!! (Please buy more stuff").
All kidding aside, we're just so excited about this newest of Agatha's Apothecary products. It really was created here at the farm with Agatha helpfully napping nearby (while I slaved over the process).
We hope you love it as much as we do.
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Our AMAZING Customers!!!
We have the most amazing customers.
Really and truly, some of the most wonderful people who not only love their own dogs but who love Agatha & her products.
Even some raving fans who actually hand out samples and write me letters like the following from Carolyne who is definitely going above the call of duty giving away her own Elixir for samples lol!
(don't worry, I'm sending her some more to replenish her stash : )
"BTW, I've been handing out samples of Agatha's Elixir to folks out here (New England area) and am getting good feedback - I think the Elixir and the Fur Freshener are my favorite products but I have them all... ; ) I gotta give you props- the new puppy treats you have in your puppy supply list are amazing. I think I have nearly two of everything so I don’t run out, lol. You really do have the best products out there. I save the elixir containers and fill them up to give out to friends that get puppies or talk about dogs with no appetite.
Just like with children, sometimes it takes a village with our pups too ; )"
I’m such a fan!
Carolyne with Kipper in New England
I'm astonished and thankful every day for every one of you (and I've missed so many names, I'll look at this tomorrow and be so embarrassed to miss people who have been such incredibly kind and sweet customers and friends of Agatha's. You fill my Inbox with letters and pictures of your four-footed family members, even people from Amazon who I've not met personally who shout;
"THANK YOU FOR MY HEALTHY DOGS!!!" D. Christian
Or What about the incredible lady who left 5 Five Star Reviews today?!?
I'm joining with my sweet Agatha and sending all of you our most grateful and yes,,,
WARMEST & Fondest WAGS! WE WUV YOU!!!!!
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Twizzler and Viola were the puppies that were available and as the family came into the kitchen and looked oohing and aahing into the puppy playpen, I could tell immediately that Viola and Berkley were meant for each other. Twizzler could tell too but still began an earnest campaign to convince everyone that he was the puppy they should go home with. Read More...